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What in the world did I do with that magic wand?

2.5 Bowls of Popcorn (and a bit of a shoe fetish) You want to know the best part of watching a Disney movie with Josh? He knows all the words and sings along. Yup, it’s true. My tough-guy, gangsta-rap-lovin’ hubby

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This is Nothing Compared to the Twig of ’93

Rating:  3 Bowls (and a rock pretending to be a seed) Prior to our recent viewing, we neither liked nor disliked A Bug’s Life. But when it came time to watch this flick (haha, see what I did there?), we

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Tale as Old as Time?

Rating: 3 1/2 Bowls of Popcorn (and a spot of tea with Mrs. Potts) The fling and sob. Every classic Disney movie has one, even Beauty & the Beast. That moment in the movie where the female protagonist has an

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You Have Disturbed The Dirt.

Rating: 3 Bowls (with “a couple cherry bombs, road flares… too bad we don’t have some nitroglycerin”) What stands out to me about Atlantis: The Lost Empire is that this movie was the first Disney movie to really pull the

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Because I’m a lady. That’s why.

Rating:  3 Bowls (and Crème de la Crème à la Edgar) AristoCats gets a 3 Bowl ranking for 3 reasons… 1) It’s Disney. 2) The music (Everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be a a cat…. ). 3) Madame Adelaide Bonfamille is the most magnificent non-crazy

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Calloo Callay, Come Run Away

Rating: 3 bowls of popcorn and a mushroom (or a shroom…?)  I’ve never taken peyote and watched Alice in Wonderland, but I’m sure it would be one hell of an experience. This movie is trippy enough without the help of

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All This For A Loaf of Bread?

Rating: 4 Bowls of Popcorn (eaten whilst flying on a magic carpet ride)  Aladdin (the namesake of Aladdin, the movie, of course) was my adolescent crush. I thought he was the perfect mix of chivalry and bad boy. He flew by

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I Live for Furs!

Rating:  3 Bowls of Popcorn (and a bag of Kanine Krunchies) First let’s talk about the ranking. Disney movies from one’s childhood are classics. There can be no arguement here. That being said, they earn no less than three bowls

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